Owner of the Purse: Is maple syrup made of Phenu Greek?
Amy: No, it's made of maples
Everyone: oh...
Friend: Amy can you expound on that... [as she smiles]
Amy: It's a nut that grows on maple trees
[moment of silence]
Unanimous Friend: I'm pretty sure it comes from the tree trunk, from the sap.
Ahhh, maple nuts!