Flamingo's Steakhouse

While meeting our friends for a double date one evening we were challenged to find a close parking spot.  Once we realized that we'd have to use a garage , my wife say's

Well flamingo's has valet parking, we should just eat there.

I started looking for something that was pink or flamingo-esk  but all I found was a sign for Flemings Steakhouse.

We laughed all the way to our parking spot.

Maple Nuts

So while at her baby shower this past weekend, a discussion around the smell of Amy's friend's purse came up.  The purse in question distinctly smelt of maple syrup.  So the following paraphrased conversation continued:

Owner of the Purse: Is maple syrup made of Phenu Greek?

Amy: No, it's made of maples

Everyone: oh...

Friend: Amy can you expound on that... [as she smiles]

Amy: It's a nut that grows on maple trees

[moment of silence]

Unanimous Friend: I'm pretty sure it comes from the tree trunk, from the sap.

Ahhh, maple nuts!

Gallbladder

Amy and I were talking with our friends Mark and Scott one day.  I mentioned that I had a surgical scar on my neck from... before I could finish my wife piped in with excitement:

Amy: You had your Gallbladder out too!?
[Pregnant Pause]
David: No, I had surgery on my larynx
Amy: Oh...
[Looks of confusion]
David: Where do you think the gallbladder is located?
Amy: I thought my neck...
[2 minutes of Eye pee'ing laughter]
Amy: I was wondering why my surgical scare was on my abdomen...

Surname for Betty

Tonight while discussing names for babies... we happened into this little conversation:

Amy: How about Betty?  giggle giggle
David: Or Mildred
[Moment of Silence]
Amy: Is that the surname for Betty?
[Moment of Silence]
David: what?...
[Laughter Erupts from both]

LILY

So I'm getting ready to use the word "lily" on my facebook status and I ask my wife if it has two "L"s or not.  Without a beat here is what I heard:

"Like the name or the bird?"

Awkward pause... then I replied:

"Like the flower..."

Lots of laughter on this one.

Young Doe

While sharing a memory of searching for colleges during her late teens, Amy used this phrase to describe herself.

"I was just a young doe ready to conquer the world!"

I do have to wonder how many female deer out there are inspired by this phrase...