Surname for Betty

Tonight while discussing names for babies... we happened into this little conversation:

Amy: How about Betty?  giggle giggle
David: Or Mildred
[Moment of Silence]
Amy: Is that the surname for Betty?
[Moment of Silence]
David: what?...
[Laughter Erupts from both]

LILY

So I'm getting ready to use the word "lily" on my facebook status and I ask my wife if it has two "L"s or not.  Without a beat here is what I heard:

"Like the name or the bird?"

Awkward pause... then I replied:

"Like the flower..."

Lots of laughter on this one.

Young Doe

While sharing a memory of searching for colleges during her late teens, Amy used this phrase to describe herself.

"I was just a young doe ready to conquer the world!"

I do have to wonder how many female deer out there are inspired by this phrase...